WANTED: Alexandra Egert

WANTED:

Young girl known for being too friendly

Goes by: Alexandra Egert, or Ali (for short)

Appearance: Shoulder length brown hair, brown eyes, approximately 5’ 6”, perfect white teeth, 18 years of age.

Persona: Always smiling, easily approachable, a lot of school spirit

May be found at: Local thrift store doing community service, zoo, playing volleyball, church, Hypatia dorm, watching Army Wives, playing violin

Alexandra was found last week being too friendly to strangers in her first week of her college career. She was found talking to people she didn’t even know. This is typical, because she did win her high school senior superlative as being the friendliest. Back in her home town, Chesapeake, Virginia, she was also known for this, but she fled to Blacksburg before they could catch her. She went to Blacksburg because she wants to become and engineer. Alexandra wants to become an engineer because she enjoys math and sciences. Virginia Tech is known for its engineering school, and Alexandra likes to sense of community here, and the school spirit.

When Alexandra isn’t talking to strangers she also enjoys going to the beach every year to Ocean City with her family. She has been spotted there every summer since 1995. When she isn’t at the beach, Alexandra is doing community service. Sometime in the past, we heard, she was spotted at a “Toys for Tots” convention helping out. She says that helping people makes her feel good, and it gets her in the Christmas spirit.

Alexandra listens to all types of music, so the chances of you finding her in FYE are slim to none. She likes most of the top 20 songs that play on the radio, but she also likes everything else, especially classic rock. She doesn’t enjoy country music as much as a cowgirl would, but she says she likes a select few. Alexandra says that she doesn’t watch a lot of television, but we found out otherwise. We heard from some of her close friends that she actually watches a lot of television shows. She likes to watch Gossip Girls, Greys Anatomy, and Housewives. She also used to enjoy watching Gilmore Girls with her mom, but since that show is no longer on air, she now watches Army Wives with her mom. This gives them time to connect and have some mother daughter time.

Last weekend Alexandra was found last week eat crab legs and Oreos, at the same time! These, come to find out, happen to be her two favorite foods. Someone also spotted her walking to class eating a Nature Valley granola bar, which she seems to enjoy very much. Alexandra was has also been seen surfing the web a lot lately, mostly Facebook; but who hasn’t? When she isn’t eating crab legs or surfing the web, Alexandra likes to play violin. She has been playing since she was in 6^th grade, and has played in some very important places like The Carnegie Hall in Manhattan.

URGENT:

We recently caught up with one of Alexandra’s good friends, Lauren, and she gave us some good information about Alexandra. Lauren is the same age as Alexandra and says that they hangout all the time. Lauren knows Alexandra really well, so we thought we should catch up with her to get some more information. Lauren says that when they hangout they don’t usually go anywhere, but instead play board games and watch movies. Lauren met Alexandra when they five and starting dance together. They did tap and ballet together and they switched over to pointe. She had told us that Alexandra needed to quit dance so she could devote more of her time to volleyball. Lauren also said that she and Alexandra played in an orchestra together. They were in the Western Branch High School Bruin Sinfonia Orchestra, and performed on two of the post prestigious stages in the country, which included the Kennedy Center. Other than playing violin, Alexandra watches a lot of movies. Lauren told us that Alexandra prefers to watch chick-flick movies, but she is content with anything. Though she doesn’t enjoy suspense or horror movies, but she will watch them if forced.

Here are some other little facts about Alexandra that may be helpful to us finding her. Lauren told us that Alexandra loves to take a lot of photographs. She likes to capture memories in photos and then place them in scrap books so they last forever. Alexandra also likes the color pink, but what girl doesn’t? We heard that her favorite shape is a dodecagon, which is a 12 sided shape for those of you that aren’t math majors. And surprisingly her favorite subject is math, if you didn’t already guess from the dodecagon fact. So that’s all the information that we got out of Lauren. We are almost positive that she is going to go to Alexandra now and tell her to flee the country because she is a wanted criminal.

Case and Point:

Alexandra is a very outgoing person. Though she may seem a little nerdy on the outside, she really does know how to have a good time. Alexandra is overly friendly, but we all can see that she is harmless, and she just wants to be your friend. If you happen to run into her, don’t panic, (She doesn’t bite) just carefully tell her your name, and be friends with her. She is a really great person and everyone should want to meet her and be her best friend. From taking ballet and playing violin, we don’t think she is very harmful, so we are closing this case. Though she could kick you really hard with her ballet spins, or hit you with her violin bow, but she wouldn’t even harm a fly.

Alexandra:

You are free to go as the friendliest person in the world. So go ahead and be yourself, do what you do best. Go on and be an engineer and show the world how amazing you really are.

Live long and prosper.